The following is my light hearted approach to looking at the problem of being continually or continuously connected to the smart phone from a purely entertaining angle with a product that may help. 🙂 🙂
I want to remind you that being continuously connected to the digital world is not good for you. These days, most people are continuously connected to the internet, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, leaving little time for them to be disconnected from the internet. This is not good for you.
Have a good laugh. 🙂 🙂 I hope that you enjoy this and have a good laugh. 🙂 🙂
Okay, let’s get started with this:
It is a good idea to unplug yourself from the digital world. If you are addicted to your smartphone, I want to introduce to you a solution – The NoPhone. This is a real product. I kid you not. 🙂 🙂
- The NoPhone itself is a great way to combat smartphone addiction or cell phone addiction or phone addiction.
- The NoPhone is a fake phone which is for you if you need smartphone therapy or if you suffer from smartphone addiction or if you need cell phone therapy or if you suffer from cell phone addiction or if you need phone therapy or if you suffer phone addiction.
- The NoPhone is a fake phone for people addicted to real smartphones or real cell phones or real phones.
- It has no data plan, no camera, no battery, no wifi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant.
- It is a possible solution if you experience Nomophobia. This is the phobia of being out of smartphone contact or cell phone contact or phone contact. Lots of people worldwide experience this.
Why you should get a NoPhone
If you want to unplug yourself from your phone and disconnect from the online world, the NoPhone is great. It has no camera, no music, no screen and no phone. It helps you connect with offline stuff.
I really loved the following comment by a customer who brought it on Amazon when he said:
This is the best product I have ever bought! The look on people’s faces when I yell “Son of a bitch!” and hurl it at the wall or the floor is worth every penny paid for it.
The NoPhone is about the importance of disconnecting yourself from the online world so that you can find yourself.
The NoPhone is for anyone who is always connected to the online world using their smartphone. It is a great way to help you overcome smartphone addiction or cell phone addiction or phone addiction.
The NoPhone is a great way to unplug yourself from the online world.
Pros of the NoPhone
- It is really durable.
- It passes drop tests very well.
- It has a neat look.
- It has a slim look.
- Its battery life is infinite.
- It is light.
Cons of the NoPhone
- It has no camera.
- It has no speaker.
- It has no facility to view videos using it.
- It can not connect to other devices using Bluetooth.
- It can not connect using WiFi.